Saturday, October 8, 2011

But I NEED it....what do you suggest I do?

Yes, I know you neeeeed it.  I guess I'd suggest that you go back to this morning, when you shook the last tablet out of your bottle.  Then, you could stop and, because you neeeeed it, you could call the pharmacy where you'd like to pick it up to have them fill it.  That way, when they tell you that they don't have your medicine in stock, you could call me and I'd be able to transfer it to my store.

Because you see, funny thing about the medicine that I dispense, I have to be in possession of your PRESCRIPTION in order to dispense it.  It's kind of a legal thing.  So when you prance off to do whatever it is that's so important and forget about your medicine until you neeeeed it, you run the risk of encountering an unsolvable problem.

If you were a regular at my pharmacy, maybe I'd be a little more trusting and I'd give you a single tablet to get you through the night.  I am nice like that.  But since I don't know you and you can't be bothered to even get out of your car to come in and talk to me like a health care professional instead of a fast food worker, I'm not sure I should put my license on the line to help you.

What do I suggest you do?  I'd suggest you grow up and take responsibility for yourself.

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