I'm all excited....perhaps this person who's shopping at 4 AM needs advice about the proper dosage of an herbal supplement....maybe she hasn't had a bowel movement in a week and needs some advice....maybe it's her child or her parent....
Where's the 9 count Excedrin?
Excuse me?
It's right here, in the ad, where is it?
I don't know....I'm the pharmacist. I don't deal with inventory outside of the pharmacy.
Well, who does?
That would be the 3 front store employees that are currently at the front of the store.
Can't you go get it?
No....even if I could leave the pharmacy unattended, I wouldn't know where to look because...and this is key: I don't stock that area! You'll have to find a front store employee....here, I'll page one for you.
(Mutters as she walks away)
Yes, I went through 6 years of pharmacy school and earned a doctorate for this....I think of the number of times I direct someone to the bathroom or cotton balls, ring out condoms, etc every month when I write out the check for my student loan. It's good times.
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